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Dubai Clements Cup World Champions

The Captain Reclaims His Throne

Order is restored. The Captain has retaken the Clements Cup in a performance he describes as "effortless" and everyone else describes as "long".

The Captain with a mallet

2025/26 Dubai Croquet Clements Cup

  1. Champion

    The Captain

    The Captain

    as foretold in his own prophecy.

  2. Best Loser

    Sara H

    lost a mallet in a bush.

  3. Worst Loser

    Richard B

    Far too tall. Impeccibly tailored & composed; still beaten.

2024/25 Clements Cup

Ladies First, Naturally

  1. First Place

    Jolianne the Ladies Captain

    composed and ruthless.

  2. Second Place

    Oh, Clare!

    who maintains she was robbed by the big tree.

  3. Last Place

    Hywell

    Inappropriate footwear will do that to a man

2023/24 Clements Cup

The Mallet Monster Cometh

  1. First Place

    Maz the Mallet Monster

    Maz the Mallet Monster

    with a fearsome backswing.

  2. Honorary Champion

    The Captain

    The Captain

    by acclamation (his own).

  3. First Loser

    Ben

    Ben

    again.

2022/23 Clements Cup

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

  1. First Place

    The Captain

    and his team.

  2. First Loser

    Ben and his whole team.

  3. Second Loser

    There can be only one.