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Dubai Croquet Club

It's Dubai & it's Croquet.

A game of skill, underhanded compliments and filthily polite smack talk.

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Three club members in summer whites with mallets on the lawn, palm trees behind

Club at a glance

What
A social croquet club in Dubai
Game
Golf croquet
Where
Safa Park, Dubai (by the big tree)
When
Some Saturdays at 2:30pm (Gulf Standard Time, UTC+4); see Events for dates
Season
The cooler months
Cost
Free to play. A deposit is required to borrow a club mallet.
Who can play
All welcome, including members of other croquet clubs.
Tournament
The Clements Cup, annual, since 2021
How to join
Register as a player, we'll publish when we are actually playing - then turn up.
Contact
hello@dubaicroquet.com or WhatsApp +971 50 760 8210

New here? How to play croquet in Dubai

The 2026/27 Croquet Season is Upon Us

It's serious. It's time to play with some balls.

Croquet is basically the best thing since sliced bread. If you disagree, stop reading.

OMG Stop it already, lets do this

"I'm excited, I'm limbered up, AND I look fabulous in white.

Show me the money baby, where do I sign up....?"

Lets play ball

Why Should I Start Playing Croquet

There are so many reasons to start playing croquet in Dubai

  • Better Looking

    You will become 120% more attractive and alluring.

  • Smarter

    Once you have wrapped your head around the rules, you'll be doing Sudokus faster than your grandmother.

  • Stronger

    Croquet will make you strong like an animal.

  • Two players discussing croquet strategy
    “We love croquet so much we dress up to discuss our game plan”
    Cate Blanchett & Leonado Di CaprioUndercover Austrailian & a tweed suit wearing friend
  • Two gentlemen playing croquet
    “Theres nothing like the feeling of some real wood in your paws”
    George Clooney & Bradley PittTequila salesman & buddy
  • The Dubai Croquet Club Captain
    “After our humble and wildly successful victory at the 2021 Clements Cup, we cannot wait to see how this season plays out”
    The CaptainChairperson, Captain & Generally General Glorious Leader

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