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Who Is Behind The Dubai Croquet Club?
Founding the Dubai Croquet Club is the culmination of many minutes of WhatsApp voice notes, the occasional trip to MMI and some last minute Amazon orders.
The Dubai Croquet Club plays golf croquet at Safa Park, Dubai, and its first session was in April 2021. “Est. 1975” was the year the captain landed.

Club at a glance
- What
- A social croquet club in Dubai
- Game
- Golf croquet
- Where
- Safa Park, Dubai (by the big tree)
- When
- Some Saturdays at 2:30pm (Gulf Standard Time, UTC+4); see Events for dates
- Season
- The cooler months
- Cost
- Free to play. A deposit is required to borrow a club mallet.
- Who can play
- All welcome, including members of other croquet clubs.
- Tournament
- The Clements Cup, annual, since 2021
- How to join
- Register as a player, we'll publish when we are actually playing - then turn up.
- Contact
- hello@dubaicroquet.com or WhatsApp +971 50 760 8210
About us
Founding Dubai Croquet Club Committee Members

Piers S
Captain, Chairperson, Clements Cup Champion
Generally general, Sir Piers Fortescue Dithering Dribblesby, our most glorious leader, Chairperson of the committee, Captain of the Dubai Croquet Club and joint holder of the 2021 Clements Cup.

Maz G
Mallet Monster
Small but mighty and she makes incredible cakes.
Maz would totally help you hide a body in the desert. She would then accidentally give up the location to a passerby while trying to save a stray cat from living its own best feral life.
Beware the mallet monster, she makes some styling shots.

Jolianne R
Ladies Captain, Chattering and Social Silliness
Culinary goddess, total bish, photographic wizard, watcher of terrible screechy lady shows & manager of dawg socials.
Shout out to @FoxyRoxyDXB

Ben F
Words and Mumbling
Looks a bit like Jeff Bezos before the steroids.
Co-Loser of the 2021 Clements Cup.

Tina C
Stylist in Residence
If anyone can wear man made fibers in April in Dubai it's Tina. And she'll look amazing doing it.

Hywell W
Actual Grown up
Hywell directs like he does it for a living. Everyone needs at least one grown up in the room. Hywell is your man, and he does it with style.

Clare N
Art Director
An enigma dressed in a dream, raps like a nightmare. Clare is the creative genius behind the Dubai Croquet brand.

Roxy Dawg
Cute Foxy Lady
Roxy has extensive experience in treat management, looking cute, and being a fox. She doesn't understand why these balls are made of wood. Stupid Hoomans.
"Just want to say Sascha is not a dog, she is a bear. If I see her on my patch again I will mess her up"