Bring a date. Or a grudge.
It’s round four of the 20/27 Clements Cup and its all to play for. It falls on Valentine’s Day, which the committee has decided to treat as a sign. Of what, we haven’t established.
The Captain will defend his title with the quiet dignity of a man who has already written his victory speech. Twice. One in case of triumph, and one in case of “technical irregularities”.
Stylist-in-residence Tina has issued guidance: crisp whites, bold accessories, and absolutely no grass stains before the second hoop.
Mallet off @ 14:30, Safa Park, by the big tree.
