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title: "Winner, winner, chicken dinner! | Dubai Croquet Club"
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> Well, who would have thunk it? The glorious leader wins once again! It wasn't even a good match, it was a great match, the greatest. Everyone played…

16 March 2026 · Piers S

# Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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Not many people know this, but our glorious leader is excellent, and the best at croquet. He’s done so much work for the croquet community. It’s been better since he’s been part of it. Obviously there are others, but most of them they’re just fake newbies, they’re just not good people.

Anyway, enough about him and all his amazingly fastastical work. Let’s talk about the two first and second losers. They took part, sure. They did well, but they weren’t quite good enough.

I’m sure they’ll be back, who wouldn’t want to just be better? (They better be and they’d better bring those cups back because they were expensive and I do mean like Satwa expensive.)

In all seriousness, it was a really great day and a great end to the Croquet Season in Dubai. Thank you all for coming and making it such fun. And we look forward to next season.

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